fauxmuter 

A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.

"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"

fauxmuter by Melonn November 13, 2013

fauxmoerotic 

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

fauxmoerotic by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

Fauxster 

the wanna be hipster who cant quite afford the raybans, skinny jeans or designer fixie, but still has the silly mustache

hey that guy has fake wayfarers, i think his shirt is from target, hes gotta be a fauxster

Fauxster by BrianTurnbull June 10, 2011

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

fauxternative by Kris February 19, 2005

Fauxmercial

A commercial on TV, YouTube, etc. that is not sanctioned by the company in the advertisement. Or the company or product being depicted is not real.

Simply put, a fake commercial.

Dude, I hate when I miss a great fauxmercial on Saturday Night Live thinking it's real when fast forwarding my DVR.

Fauxmercial by Roccus April 15, 2009

fauxternal 

When twins say they're fraternal but you still can't tell them apart.

Micah and JT are adults now and for as long as I've known my nephews, I still struggle to tell them apart. They say they're fraternal but I saw they're fauxternal.

fauxternal by Ch!ckMagnet July 20, 2018

fauxtercycle 

A scooter or low-end motorcycle, usually referred to in relation to the overzealous asshole driving it as if it were a real bike.

Look at that idiot cutting lanes on his fauxtercycle!

fauxtercycle by LiteralMisuse January 9, 2019