A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.
"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
by Melonn November 13, 2013
Get the fauxmuter mug.The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.
Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!
by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008
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the wanna be hipster who cant quite afford the raybans, skinny jeans or designer fixie, but still has the silly mustache
by BrianTurnbull June 10, 2011
Get the Fauxster mug.Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005
Get the fauxternative mug.A commercial on TV, YouTube, etc. that is not sanctioned by the company in the advertisement. Or the company or product being depicted is not real.
Simply put, a fake commercial.
Simply put, a fake commercial.
Dude, I hate when I miss a great fauxmercial on Saturday Night Live thinking it's real when fast forwarding my DVR.
by Roccus April 15, 2009
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by Ch!ckMagnet July 20, 2018
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