Fauxmute

A fake commute. A faux commute, from the French “faux” meaning “fake or false”.

A portmanteau word, which is French for suitcase, incidentally.
“I fauxmute to the back bedroom via 25mins of yoga on the lawn.”

I see you are faux commuting every morning. Fauxmuting, if you will!”
“Oh yes I ‘fauxmute’. It’s like I’m commuting. From my home, via the park, to my sodding home.”

“I am fauxmuting on my Brompton for 40 minutes. It transforms my morning energy!”
by Mr__Dom March 11, 2021
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fauxmuter

A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.
"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
by Melonn November 13, 2013
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