Girl One: "Look at that guy over there. He looks like Joe Jonas"
Girl Two: "That's not cool. He's so fauxnasing."
Girl Two: "That's not cool. He's so fauxnasing."
by xoxoryah December 6, 2009
Get the Fauxnasing mug.(prononunced phoning) Pretending to be using your mobile phone in order not to appear to be friendless and alone, or to give the impression you are busy.
1. You were so late I was fauxning so people wouldn't think I was a loner.
2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.
3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.
2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.
3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.
by krapokequeen September 9, 2011
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by steve garvey August 16, 2008
Get the fauxning mug.v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008
Get the fauxbating mug.v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot
Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008
Get the fauxbating mug.Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.
When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.
When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.
by The Beardist May 30, 2019
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