Faux-Bating
The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
Faux-Bating by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008
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fauxbating
v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008
fauxbating
v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot
Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008
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