fauxasian 

Someone who looks or acts asian but really isnt.

Shelby's fauxasian, look at those chinky eyes.

fauxasian by ashleysays November 11, 2008

fakasian 

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

fakasian by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

Favasian 

Favorite Asian. noun
An Asian person who another person, most commonly white, likes better than other Asians they know. May also be used to describe Asian celebrities.

White person: "I sure do love that Ming Su, she is my favasian."

Favasian by Robernay June 7, 2009

fauxbian 

A fake lesbian. A woman masquerading as a lesbian with intent to either entice/lure men, or to look 'cool'.

"Look at her! She's such a fauxbian!"

fauxbian by uk_goffs June 17, 2005

fauxnadian 

When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)

b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)

c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).

John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.

John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.

Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!

fauxnadian by Brandon St. Randy September 4, 2009

fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008

facnasian 

possibly the grossest thing on the planet.
fat+asian+acne=facnasian
beware of an encounter

me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck
joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.

me: oh faasho then we smoke or blunts

facnasian by rower101 May 14, 2010