aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.
A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.
"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"
Favorite Asian. noun
An Asian person who another person, most commonly white, likes better than other Asians they know. May also be used to describe Asian celebrities.
When someone who isn't Canadian
a) Celebrates a Canadian holiday to get off work (e.g. Canada Day)
b) Talks with a pseudo-Canadian accent (e.g. Minnesotans)
c) Pretends to be Canadian overseas to avoid the hassles of being an American (e.g. George Clooney's character in Syriana).
John: I can't come into work tomorrow so I can celebrate Canada Day.
Pete: Oh yeah? You're not even Canadian! More like fauxnadian! I'll see you tomorrow.
John: Let's get some beers, eh?
Pete: Stop being a fauxnadian.
Pierre: Stupid American!
John: Oh yeah? I'm Canadian you stupid frog!
Pierre: Well then let me get you a baguette!
possibly the grossest thing on the planet.
fat+asian+acne=facnasian
beware of an encounter
me: how was that blind date last night?
joe: Bitch was a facnasian
me:oh what the fuck joe: yeah i threw my food in the bitch's face proceedingly threw up everywhere than i let her know.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.