faux realz 

Defining something as untrue, a falsity. The opposite of "4realz."

George W. Bush: I'm a good president and def haven't committed any war crimes, faux realz yo.

faux realz by outercow May 5, 2008

faux real 

Pronounced the same as "fo' real," this is a way to deceive people (especially friends, family, and co-workers) without their knowledge. Simply reply "faux real" and they think you have the same reaction or feel the same way as they do. In reality, you are saying "fake real," so you feel the opposite way but do not want to hurt anyone's feelings. Works well with small children.

Jan: I think these sweat pants look nice on my womanly curves!

Cyndi: Faux real, they do!!

faux real by mockingbird21 December 9, 2008

faux real 

When something is real, but it's fake at the same time.
Good actors are faux real because they can fake an emotion really well like it's real, but since it's acting, the emotion is fake! Faux Real!!


Pronounced "fo-real"

You wanna join the club FauxReal at UC Merced? We got some good actors in it!!

Dude, you're faux real.

faux real by bananalicious! December 17, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022