Jessica Faulcon

Jessica Faulcon? She puts the SASS in Sassafrass
by tealm888 March 28, 2013
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Bruce Faulconer

a composer for the Original Funimation dub of DBZ from the late 90s to early 2000s. Western DBZ fans love to ride this man dick, even claiming that his score made the series and the show would be nothing without him even though DBZ existed for a whole ass decade before Faulconer did his work on the series. Sure, Perfect Cell's theme, Ginyu Transformation, Gohan's Anger, Final Flash, and SSJ3 themes are good, but most of his shit just sounds like 90s Pop Synth music. Faulconer has such diehards fans that they'll even go out of their way, to shit on Kikuchi and Sumitomo. Even shitting on the Kai dub, because it "loses" what makes the original dub so good. Even though Kai is undoubtedly the better dub, and a lot more accurate. Don't get me wrong he has a lot of talent, but his fanbase is so toxic.
Person 1: "Bruce Faulconer made DBZ. The series wouldn't be shit without him."

Person 2: "You do know the series exist 10 years prior to him working on it."

Person 1: " Uhhhh.....Kai is ass."

*runs away*
by BOI64 September 18, 2020
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faulcon

they stink they smell like dog wood you would to punch them in their face because they do retarded things and is retarded
you’re a faulcon
by lopkip December 08, 2021
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