fattykins

someone who is not actually fat, but just acts in an odd manner; something that is not cool.

aye mayne, what a fattykins thing to do.

by jennifer1218 July 28, 2006

fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.

Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."

by Nick D July 20, 2004

Fatakins

People of epic proportion (in size), also a Fatakins is usually an ugly and obnoxious person as well as fat. The Fatakin species usually hangs around large piles of grease or "McDonalds". Though the Fatakins are able to adapt to many of their surroundings, they cannot adapt to the mold that grows under their fat flaps along with the 14 week old chicken bone from "Popeyes".

EX 1.
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Look at those Fatakins their eating their own skin because it has grease on it.

EX 2.
Dude! What the hell those Fatakins are really annoying, they make me want to punch babies.

by Joe Saculous May 20, 2007

Pattykins

Similar to the word Patty this word refers to a sweet girl who just doesn't seem tounderstand to world. She is a princess and therefore sheltered in her own bubble. She is often oblivious to Mario's true intentions. This type of an individual often laughs at things on her own and makes awkward social agreements such as promissing gifts of Italian food but never producing such things.

"Oh my gosh, I wish I could date that Pattykins but I don't think she even knows I exist outside of her castle."

by Touche04 January 9, 2010

[fattybinkle]

The asshole of a really overweight person with saggy asscheeks is a fattybinkle

When the naked fat chick leaned over i saw her disgusting fattybinkle.

by whishywhashy December 14, 2008

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008