Atkins 

Atkins is a term for a friend that has your back no matter what.

An Atkins is loyal, loving, salt of the earth, kind, funny as fuck and quite possibly an excellent lover.

To have an Atkins is to have a rare treasure for they are few are far between.

Great Atkins are hard to find, impossible to leave and hard to forget.

Atkins by Wordywordyson November 11, 2014

Atkins 

A man with the last name, usually teased because his name partially rhymes with Fat.

Hey Fatkins

Atkins by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV June 7, 2017

Atkins 

Something dumb, plain, lame, and boring.
In other words somewhere you don't want to be. A hated location.

Lets leave this party is so Atkins.

Atkins by Chantel_Bea August 12, 2008

Atkins diet 

A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.

Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)

Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.

Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.

Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.

I lost 75lbs on the Atkins Diet.

Atkins diet by Lon May 14, 2005

atkins diet 

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

atkins diet by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004

Atkins Diet 

(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard

(aka Fatkins Diet)

I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.

Atkins Diet by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

Atkins diet 

A diet that advocating eating basically whatever the hell you want as long as it's low in carbs. Supposedly helps you lose weight.

"Hey I saw your mom at Denny's today eating a plate of 10 eggs scrambled with extra cheese, 30 strips of bacon, and a large glass of half and half. Must have blown half her paycheck on that one."
"Shut up man. She's on the Atkins diet. She's already lost 10 pounds."
"What's that put her at, deuce and a half."
"Close, she's about 280 nowadays."
"That's a HUGE bitch!"

Atkins diet by Nick D February 24, 2004