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fattness 

Yo mamma.
My name is Candice I don't like yo fattness. Yo makin' me mad, and that ain't not the fad.
fattness by Yo yo you yo yeah November 2, 2003
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5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.
what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

Fattress 

When ya girl got so much back, that when she lyin on the bed, her back's elevated cuz her booty is poppin.
My girl's booty so big her fattress game strong.
Fattress by Sir Bumbles August 19, 2016

Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".
"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"
fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008
that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!
fatness by nitro June 30, 2004

fattress 

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
fattress by PMax January 30, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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