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5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.
what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

Fattress 

When ya girl got so much back, that when she lyin on the bed, her back's elevated cuz her booty is poppin.
My girl's booty so big her fattress game strong.
Fattress by Sir Bumbles August 19, 2016

Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".
"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"
fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008
that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!
fatness by nitro June 30, 2004

fattress 

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
fattress by PMax January 30, 2009