fastness 

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.

what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

5 levels of fatness by Dragongobi March 10, 2010

Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.

While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".

Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

fatness 

coolness, sweetness

that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!

fatness by nitro June 30, 2004

Planet Fatness 

A judgement free workout facility, thus attracting large groups of obese, lower class citizens.

I was at Planet Fatness with all the blobs walking on treadmills. I had to wait to leave before I could judge.

Planet Fatness by Quaker Popi February 27, 2011

fatness 

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

fatness by brado9912 July 25, 2011

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex 

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex by Thorrr September 22, 2010