fathometh

It is used as a way to express extreme surprise at a fact. Derived from the word "fathom" which simply means "to understand". Fathometh is used to mean "You understand?" or "Riiiight?" but in old English (or King James English).

Sarah: I can't believe Amy went back to her ex.
Jackie: Fathometh?

by Robin Ruth October 12, 2021

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

fathomerized

To be hypnotized in deep thought

Everytime I see beautiful Christmas decorations, I become s fathomerized.

by Singing Samantha November 16, 2011

fatphomet

A (bald) fat satanist.

Pittsburgh is full of fatphomets.

by Lucien Vastel June 23, 2006

fathomed

To be extremely drunk such that one cannot see or hear properly.

Dude, help me off the floooooorr, I'm fathomed!

by ring_leader_uk September 22, 2005

fatphomet

A mint for fat people.

My friend needs a fatphomet.

by aoeruv April 24, 2008