fathometh 

It is used as a way to express extreme surprise at a fact. Derived from the word "fathom" which simply means "to understand". Fathometh is used to mean "You understand?" or "Riiiight?" but in old English (or King James English).

Sarah: I can't believe Amy went back to her ex.
Jackie: Fathometh?

fathometh by Robin Ruth October 12, 2021

fatometer 

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

fatometer by Ted April 18, 2005

fathomerized 

To be hypnotized in deep thought

Everytime I see beautiful Christmas decorations, I become s fathomerized.

fathomerized by Singing Samantha November 16, 2011

fatphomet 

A (bald) fat satanist.

Pittsburgh is full of fatphomets.

fatphomet by Lucien Vastel June 23, 2006

fathomed 

To be extremely drunk such that one cannot see or hear properly.

Dude, help me off the floooooorr, I'm fathomed!

fathomed by ring_leader_uk September 22, 2005

fatphomet 

A mint for fat people.

My friend needs a fatphomet.

fatphomet by aoeruv April 24, 2008