Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

by ring_leader_uk May 14, 2009

hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

by ring_leader_uk June 03, 2006

fathomed

To be extremely drunk such that one cannot see or hear properly.

Dude, help me off the floooooorr, I'm fathomed!

by ring_leader_uk September 22, 2005