This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)
I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well
A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.
Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool
an abbreviation for father not, this term means you have no dad typically used when someone displays fatherless behaviour or when someone’s dad has unfortunately passed away or is getting milk.