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farmersonly.com 

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

fatterson 

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)
I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well
fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

Fathers Advice 

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.
Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.
Fathers Advice by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

fathern’t 

an abbreviation for father not, this term means you have no dad typically used when someone displays fatherless behaviour or when someone’s dad has unfortunately passed away or is getting milk.
natalie: leah is fathern’t

leah: how?

natalie: your dad is a hologram
fathern’t by simpingforyourmom February 23, 2022

farmersonly.com 

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
farmersonly.com by I am avacado October 29, 2018

fathergohan 

“fathergohan is mid” -🤓
fathergohan by Makeer November 28, 2021