Fatguy 

A fat man.

That guy is a fat guy.

Fatguy by Baz November 30, 2003

fat guy heat 

The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other

-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”

-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”

fat guy heat by WithALaptop January 26, 2021

fat guy strategy 

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

fat guy strategy by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

fapguyver 

A person adept at creating their own masturbatory material, using improvised tools and/or found objects. A Macguyver of fapping if you will.

Eric is a total fapguyver---he once jerked it to a picture of the Baroness from GI Joe that he drew using toilet paper and a charcoal briquette.

fapguyver by TheHappyKnife December 20, 2008

fatgum 

the most precious pro hero under the sun in the mha universe

god fatgum is best boy

fatgum by ahoegay September 26, 2020

Don't get the fat guy 

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

Don't get the fat guy by Stauder October 21, 2009

I-Mosh Fat Guy

An I-Mosh Fat Guy is that 1 very large dude you find in a mosh pit at a rock/metal/punk concert. It's always that 1 guy that pushes you. You aren't necessarily afraid of him but you hate having to deal with him.

Hey dude, why do you have that black eye?

Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.

I-Mosh Fat Guy by xxguitarxmetalxx666 March 6, 2010