The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other
-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”
-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”
-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”
by WithALaptop January 26, 2021
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The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.
Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014
Get the fat guy strategy mug.A person adept at creating their own masturbatory material, using improvised tools and/or found objects. A Macguyver of fapping if you will.
Eric is a total fapguyver---he once jerked it to a picture of the Baroness from GI Joe that he drew using toilet paper and a charcoal briquette.
by TheHappyKnife December 20, 2008
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Get the fatgum mug.A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.
Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
by Stauder October 21, 2009
Get the Don't get the fat guy mug.An I-Mosh Fat Guy is that 1 very large dude you find in a mosh pit at a rock/metal/punk concert. It's always that 1 guy that pushes you. You aren't necessarily afraid of him but you hate having to deal with him.
Hey dude, why do you have that black eye?
Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.
Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.
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