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fat hammer by cocksackie July 29, 2005
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farthammer
farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004
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fat hammer • farthammer • faghammer • Faphammer • Fat • fat ass • fat fuck • fat-e • Fat Bitch • fat cunt
farthammer
to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face
farthammer by marqis April 15, 2006
faghammer
A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.
Faphammer
Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.
girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."
"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."
Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."
"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."
"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."
"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."
Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."
"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."
"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."
Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015
Faghammer
A random pairing of words you might scream out of frustration at a particularly bad driver in rush hour traffic.
Faghammer by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010
Farthammer
Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
Farthammer by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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