An alternative name for both Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy. Used to degrade the retards who are obsessed with the GW Brand, and are obsessed with the lore of Faghammer 40k (won't ever stfu about it like the fags they are)
"Huh. Faghammer, huh? So... are these your toys?"
"Heuh. Hyep! This is my own Chapter I created. They bear light blue, light pink, and white coloring scheme to resemble troon rights!"
"Wow, such a Faghammer!"
farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: willbreak most vaginas
"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"
"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.