Faphammer 

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Faphanger 

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.

Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.

Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021

Foehammer 

Meaning of the Sindarin word Glamdring and the name of the sword Gandalf claimed from the trolls' treasure in The Hobbit.

"I know that sword! It is Glamdring, the Foehammer!!" said the Goblin King in The Hobbit cartoon.

Foehammer by Tezcatlipoca September 26, 2009

farthammer 

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.

www.farthammer.com . . .

farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004

Foehammer 

A character from Halo (the first game). Foehammer is the aircraft pilot that is used throughout the game in different areas.

Foehammer is a Pelican pilot from Halo.

What more is there to say?

Foehammer by Xbot May 1, 2005

farthammer 

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

farthammer by marqis April 15, 2006

faghammer

A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.

"Yeah, that James is total faghammer. He's already had three guys this night"

faghammer by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006