Faphammer

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Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

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Faphanger

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.

Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.

Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021

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Foehammer

Meaning of the Sindarin word Glamdring and the name of the sword Gandalf claimed from the trolls' treasure in The Hobbit.

"I know that sword! It is Glamdring, the Foehammer!!" said the Goblin King in The Hobbit cartoon.

Foehammer by Tezcatlipoca September 26, 2009

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farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.

www.farthammer.com . . .

farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004

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Foehammer

A character from Halo (the first game). Foehammer is the aircraft pilot that is used throughout the game in different areas.

Foehammer is a Pelican pilot from Halo.

What more is there to say?

Foehammer by Xbot May 1, 2005

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farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

farthammer by marqis April 15, 2006

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faghammer

A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.

"Yeah, that James is total faghammer. He's already had three guys this night"

faghammer by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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