Fat dan 

A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.

The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.

If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.

Fat dan by neiliowff January 23, 2010

fat dan 

Fat Dan, known to be of the Howlett family, did not inherit the healing powers of his stronger half brother Logan. Instead, Fat Dan was gifted with the ability to drink all of his mate’s lager before anyone else has finished their first can. This power also extended to pubs where Fat Dan would drink in at least three different rounds simultaneously whilst still getting himself an extra drink. Fat Dan is also know to enjoy the occasional lager top, lager and lime, and cider and often pretends that these are socially acceptable drinks for a man. Excuses for these drinks often involve low carbohydrate diets when we all know that Fat Dan is trying to put on weight in an effect to increase his drinking threshold.

Fat Dan, why don’t you get you speedos on and go to Bradleys

fat dan by Duke21 May 13, 2004

fat dan 

some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.

brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*

fat dan by Loz December 16, 2004

Fat Danny 

The act of taking a bong hit and eating an entire doughnut before exhaling.

We did Fat Dannys all morning, I'm super full. And way baked.

Fat Danny by Falaliaholic February 19, 2011

Fat Dance 

Events, usually sponsored by NAAFA for obese men and women (Mostly women) to get together and wear their most outrageous club attire without the fear of being ridiculed by normal sized, more attractive people. A gold mine for chubby chasers.

Hogging at fat dances doeasn't count

Fat Dance by AT September 19, 2004

fat dancer

Generally used for overweight men who try to dance at parties/clubs/dances etc but fail to look good doing it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA See "Curtis" over there, what a "fat dancer"!

fat dancer by Cody October 19, 2002

fat man dance 

A silly attempt at dancing done by outrageously overweight people by slowly rotating the hips, lifting a foot at a time, and the arms, kept at 90 degree angles swivel side to side.

Kyle, that fat bastard, ruined our no fat people dance by doing the fat man dance.

fat man dance by The Skinny Guy December 16, 2005