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Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
Fat Albert by Stacy April 9, 2004

hey hey hey its fat albert 

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

Fat Albert

You're fat
"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"
Fat Albert by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

fat allen 

stealing anal lube from a pharmacy and using it to plow an obese woman in the asshole
Matt pulled a fat allen with a drunk chick this weekend.
fat allen by SnugZ October 14, 2008

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
Fat Albert by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

fat alberto 

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.
Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.
fat alberto by seabass February 22, 2005