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Definitions by seabass

seabass leg lock 

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
seabass leg lock by Seabass October 8, 2017

grenade army 

An army of snowboarders whose signature trademark are grenade gloves. They are known for their exceptional riding abilities. Led by general Danny Kass.
grenade army by seabass May 13, 2005

black mamba 

Name of the greatest truck in west virginia. Its nemisis the Panzer claims to be better. The driver is crazy and drives like a bat outta hell.
The black mamba and panzer are to do battle at sunset.
black mamba by seabass May 13, 2005

vanilla crunk 

A psuedonymn for Seabass the Destroyer. Meaning to be a white version of lil jon. Also a redneck version of crunk juice. It is a mixture of wild turkey and redbull
Damn, he mixes some damn fine vanilla crunk.
vanilla crunk by seabass February 22, 2005
1. German War Tank
2. A Black Toyota T-100 native to morgantown WV. It has no muffler and is known for insanly loud music. The truck will go anywhere and drives as if posessed. The current owner is insane, and some believe the truck was once owned by Satan.
I just caught a glimpse of the Panzer passing in the other lane. I saw flames coming from the pipes.
panzer by seabass February 22, 2005
The most kick ass and influential wakeboarder of all time.
Have you seen byerly's part in 12 honkeys?
byerly by seabass February 22, 2005

burton fl 

The best snowboard ever created. Stands for Burton Fuckin Light.
My fl is fuckin light
burton fl by seabass February 22, 2005