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Fashtastic

The holy word used by our lord and savior, Mr Fash. It is said if you say it three times in a row he will suddenly appear and give you homework
"History is truly Fashtastic!"
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Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.
V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap
The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.
You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.
Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fastaskit 

(adjective) Describes something that was both brilliant and exciting. Similar to fantastic, but with more emotion.
(at a fun fair having just come off the most exciting ride EVER !);
"Wow !!! That ride was FASTASKIT !"
Fastaskit by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

fastaurant 

A public eatery, quite often a national chain, which does not typically have a drive thru nor does it have waitstaff. In other words, it is not "fast food", but also not a dine-in "restaurant".
Subway is a fastaurant.

Mo Fasta 

More Faster. Ebonic term for saying 'let us achive a higher velocity'
"Yo Paul lets get this bitch goin Mo Fasta!"
Mo Fasta by thegreatone259 September 18, 2005