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fashtastrophy

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.
Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.
by miroj July 6, 2010
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fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.
Cukr is a fagtastrophy.
by Ali Merv January 11, 2009
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fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them
"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy
by rubberooster October 23, 2011
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fantastrophy

when fantasy collides with disproportionate negative thinking.
my fantasy about (fill in blank) quickly turned into a "what if" scenario, thus a fantastrophy.
by DominicL May 8, 2014
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Flashtastrophe

When photographs of important moments of your life are ruined by auto flash.
"That after-show picture we took with Nels was totally ruined by your flashtastrophe."
by jaccab December 10, 2016
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