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fatify by adam dummy June 11, 2006
fartify
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
fartify by The Girly Zissou Andy March 22, 2009
Festify
1) The act of out-doing oneself during festivities.
2) Having undergone extreme festivities.
3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.
4) To initiate festivities.
(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)
2) Having undergone extreme festivities.
3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.
4) To initiate festivities.
(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)
GUY 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl passed-out in the middle of the road at her own birthday party?"
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."
GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."
GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."