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fastify

a cry baby idiot who no one likes and he plays games while toxic
omg hes such a fastify
by pluqsy August 23, 2020
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Fastity

Woah that was fastity !
by Asia the great January 8, 2019
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fatify

verb. to be surrounded by an enormous amount of flesh (i.e. to be engulfed).
Oh shit! Last night that bitch managed to fatify me all night long.
by adam dummy June 11, 2006
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fistify your ass

to put a fist in... well your ass.
p1) you wanna gimme a dollar?
p2) you want me to fistify your ass right now?!
by Shea December 11, 2003
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Fattifying

Should I have that cake? It's so fattifying!
by McVicarrr February 25, 2010
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fartify

v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
by The Girly Zissou Andy March 22, 2009
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Festify

1) The act of out-doing oneself during festivities.

2) Having undergone extreme festivities.

3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.

4) To initiate festivities.

(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)
GUY 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl passed-out in the middle of the road at her own birthday party?"
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."

GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."
by Justabona June 14, 2009
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