fartify 

v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.

“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”

fartify by The Girly Zissou Andy March 22, 2009

fartificial 

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.

Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.

fartificial by claudel November 10, 2009

fartifacts 

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

fartifacts by Trae C. February 20, 2008

fortifying 

Another word for "rigging" when applied to elections.

Often used by legacy media after collaborating in rigged elections.

After fortifying the election, Kim Jong-un won 100% of the vote in North Korea.

fortifying by Nihilist_Viking February 5, 2021

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartiful 

A beautiful woman who keeps passing excess gas.

I didn't expect Chay to be so fartiful. It's a turn on.

She must have eaten a lot for dinner, she's being fartiful.

fartiful by heytheregelailah October 20, 2016

fastify 

a cry baby idiot who no one likes and he plays games while toxic

omg hes such a fastify

fastify by pluqsy August 23, 2020