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Farty-piss 

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.
"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"
Farty-piss by Tronnn February 4, 2010
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Fart Piss Crap 

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

piss fart 

To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.
Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
piss fart by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006

triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot 

a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot
while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!

anal blood jizz piss fart 

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
anal blood jizz piss fart by N473B34N December 17, 2008

piss fart 

The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart
"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"

"ewww i dont needa kno that!"
piss fart by VillaPris February 6, 2007

Dog piss fart 

The act of lifting your leg to fart, usually in the general direction of a friend or coworker
Yo, did you just see Artie lay that dog piss fart at James?
Dog piss fart by Tyrellas December 9, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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