fartfan

A bathroom fan for removing steam and farts

U need to fix your fartfan because my farts are trapped in your bathroom

by r1 cuntjunky May 15, 2019

Farfando

The act of farting discretely.

Ex1: Guy 1:Dude I just made a Farfando.
guy 2: Get out of my car!

Ex2: Did you just make a farfando?

by marmando October 20, 2012

fartcan

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

by Tommyt January 21, 2006

Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

Fartcan

An exhaust found on a typically shitty car owned by chavs, such as a Corsa B or a 2004 A3. They make a horrendous sound and make the driver look like a complete idiot.

Jon: Listen to the sound of this bad boy, just stuck it on my new Corsa B
Dom: That's fucking class that g, everybody is gonna be well jealous init
Dave: That fartcan sounds shite

by The Dank Meme November 9, 2018

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003