fartboi

An artsy-fartsy version of a softboi / fuckboi who will use you for his art collection of persons with whom he sexually engaged with, his literary work, or his artistic social media wall, to make his dull life seem more meaningful and important.

Me: He is not a fuckboi, he is open about his sexual intentions. Also not a softboi, he is open about his emotional intentions.
Also me: He is a fartboi, he uses you for his (f)art.

fartboi by canhandle July 11, 2019

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartboy 

A subculture cartoon hero who performs good deeds in the world using his exceptional gaseous emissions to do so.

I’ve had my encounters with Fartboy, he’s a helluva cool guy to hang out with if you’ve got a good gas mask!

Fartboy by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

fartboxed 

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

fartboxed by bumboys May 6, 2016

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn

Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week

Fartboxing by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

fatboi 

the member of the crew always looking for something to eat.

someone who is always hungry.

Fatboi where are you!?

You're such a fatboi!

fatboi by bender1010101 October 9, 2009