fart time 

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

fart time by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

Fart time 

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

Fart time by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

Fart Time Encroachment 

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

Fart Time Encroachment by niquil July 2, 2021

Face Time Fart 

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

Face Time Fart by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

fart bloom time 

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

fart bloom time by anonymous February 18, 2021

Fart in time 

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.

Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.

Fart in time by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021