fart time

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Fart in time

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.

Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.

by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021

Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

by Maliit tt September 13, 2020

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by February 19, 2021