Farmpit 

When the under arm has considerable fatty deposits the arm pit is convex, not concave.

Dude, that girl so fat her farmpits look like biggie.

Farmpit by Dbott April 9, 2016

farmpit 

Armpit that grows things; country boy armpit; pit in which farm animals eat

That country boy`s farmpit needs some grooming

farmpit by Chudman February 28, 2014

Farmitting 

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

Farmitting by MessyG July 13, 2004

farmping 

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.

"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"

farmping by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011

FARMITA 

Verb.

The acronym for: Fuck A Rabid Monkey In The Ass
Can be used semi-humorously towards a friend; specificly on IM or other text conversations...in real life you risk sounding extremely geeky.

Guy one: "dude, I just found a hundred dollar bill on the lunch table!!!! you were asking to borrow money the other day right?

Guy two: "go FARMITA"

FARMITA by DDJ September 4, 2008

Farmit 

(verb.) to fart, and vomit simultaneously. also pertains to what I expect to be doing tonight.

My wifes boyfriend came home really late yesterday, he dropped a Farmit in the bathtub.

Farmit by niquil July 1, 2021