BowelDiver86's definitions

farmping

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.

"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"

by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011

BBM

Big Beautiful Man.

"No homo bro, but Terry Cruz is total BBM. Such a big beautiful man .

by BowelDiver86 July 6, 2020