The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.
"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"
The acronym for: Fuck A Rabid Monkey In The Ass
Can be used semi-humorously towards a friend; specificly on IM or other text conversations...in real life you risk sounding extremely geeky.
Guy one: "dude, I just found a hundred dollar bill on the lunch table!!!! you were asking to borrow money the other day right?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.