FARMITA 

Verb.

The acronym for: Fuck A Rabid Monkey In The Ass
Can be used semi-humorously towards a friend; specificly on IM or other text conversations...in real life you risk sounding extremely geeky.

Guy one: "dude, I just found a hundred dollar bill on the lunch table!!!! you were asking to borrow money the other day right?

Guy two: "go FARMITA"

FARMITA by DDJ September 4, 2008

taissa farmiga 

Literal angel of a human being. She is most commonly known for her roles on American Horror Story as Violet Harmon, Zoe benson, and Sophie Green. She has also starred in The Nun, Final Girls, The Bling Ring, and more. She is also the sister of Vera Farmiga.

person 1: did you see the new ahs10 news??
person 2: yeahhh! i hope taissa farmigas in it.

taissa farmiga by julesvaughns May 27, 2021

taissa farmiga sexual

you are simply attracted to taissa and can’t get enough of how stunning she is.

S: hey how are you?

Y: I’m good!!
S: any new thoughts?
Y: I think I’m taissa farmiga sexual.

taissa farmiga sexual by Taissafarmigasbabe March 13, 2021

farmtard 

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

farmtard by Madmarkus April 19, 2005

farmtard 

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

farmtard by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

famita 

Pseudo-acronym for "fuck me in the ass," said in exasperation or when one is dicked over.

"Famita man, that bitch just cheated on me"

famita by LT March 29, 2003

Farmitting 

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

Farmitting by MessyG July 13, 2004