Farmitting 

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.

Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!

Farmitting by MessyG July 13, 2004

formatting nazi 

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.

I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.

formatting nazi by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

Fmitting

When things don't go your way, it is fmitting.

*internet goes out*
My internet is fmitting hard!

Fmitting by THE COOL BUNNY April 22, 2021

formatting 

The defined appearance of text, especially used in webdesign and publishing.

"That text is way too small. You should change the formatting to make the page more readable."

formatting by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

formatting rape 

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.

"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."

formatting rape by Smooth_Deflagerator June 5, 2016

farmutting 

this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D

"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great

farmutting by mike blown January 20, 2008

flomitting 

The passionate art of stuffing a funnel into an eager womans anus and vomitting into the funnel thus causing drunkness by toxic shock. Flomitt

'' Dude I went on a blind date with a stripper named glitch and we skipped the wine and candles and I went straight to flomitting her. She didnt even ask where I bought the funnel ''

flomitting by Ritualaesthetic October 5, 2013