farkwit

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

by neotek August 8, 2003

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farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

by anonymous December 13, 2004

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Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

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farkwrit

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.

That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan

by ahshj September 27, 2021

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