Jonesy

Having a pre-planned sick day.
Wow, my "work allocated" camp bed is too lumpy, i'm going to pull a Jonesy.
by ahshj November 17, 2021
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farkwrit

the smart-ass lawyer who thinks he is top shit. Wears the same clothes daily and only has one weekend shirt. Also, a tight-arse who doesn't drink.
Damn that dude is such a farkwrit. He didn't even transfer me $1.30 for some bananas.
by ahshj October 05, 2021
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farkwrit

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.
That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan
by ahshj September 27, 2021
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