farkwrit

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.

That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan

by ahshj September 27, 2021

farkwrit

the smart-ass lawyer who thinks he is top shit. Wears the same clothes daily and only has one weekend shirt. Also, a tight-arse who doesn't drink.

Damn that dude is such a farkwrit. He didn't even transfer me $1.30 for some bananas.

by ahshj October 5, 2021

farkwit

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

by neotek August 8, 2003