farcup 

{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.

{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".

Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!

Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.

farcup by Pod Tailin' February 17, 2010

farup 

The act of simultaneously breaking wind and orally disgorging ones stomach. In layman's terms, farting and puking at the same time.

Jeff: Hey, are you okay?
Dan: No! This bean burrito is making me want to farup.

farup by SmellyMullet April 26, 2014

Facupip 

A God, someone talented in everything.
Intelligent, loyal, charismatic, Facupip is the best friend you can have.

'This guy is excellent, he's a Facupip'

Facupip by Blazter September 29, 2021

Farcus 

Farcus (far-kis) 1. n. a complete moron. 2. adj. a frustrating and futile business event. 3. n. name of syndicated newspaper cartoon about working life by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart, distributed to hundreds of newspapers worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate from 1990-2000. The name is a registered trademark.

A farcus is someone who believes frozen orange juice comes from the Arctic; This is a farcus moment.

Farcus by seegoer March 1, 2009

Farcus 

The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.

A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.

Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.

I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.

My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"

Farcus by Jess(; September 9, 2023

Fartup 

Fartup is when you really to pass gas but there are too many people around, therefore you hold it in to such an extent that you feel it going back up inside you.

'Did you fartup during that board meeting? Your face turned so blue.....'
''I noticed that your eyes teared up on that long elevator ride, you must have had a fartup".
'That chilli i ate at the staff party made a major comeback. man, that fartup went so far back up inside, i could taste it when i hiccuped!!

Fartup by Look,IAmYourFarter September 16, 2013

farcus 

Farcus is the term used to describe a gay person.

Usually in a derogatory way.

Man, you are so farcus!

farcus by Styff April 4, 2004