Farculate

When a person sneezes, farts, pukes, and pisses themselves all at the exact same time.

I’m so hungover I just need to farculate and get all this outta my system.

Farculate by Caleb Krause August 2, 2023

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulate 

Capable of exerting an unusual degree of control over one's sphincter apparatus while expelling flatulence; endowed with unusual powers of colonic expression.

Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.

farticulate by kemibe February 20, 2013

farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate 

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

farticulate by Applecide November 11, 2014