1 definition by AnalPlunge
One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.
Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
by AnalPlunge February 13, 2019