Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 27, 2011

faprication

fabrications of lies are like verbal mastuerbation

-fapping at the mouth

-see fap

"lies and faprications"

by trulies July 15, 2004

faprication

The self-induced, euphoric pleasure one gets from knowingly and willingly fabricating lies about someone, some thing or one's political enemies.

"John engaged in total faprication about his ex wife after she came out better than he did from their divorce."

by wordsmith08 September 12, 2008

fapricator

A jerkoff that takes credit for your idea.

That fapricator took my idea.

by jman5471 February 9, 2016

Fapricated Cloth

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.

Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.

by KayG June 13, 2020