fapricator 

A jerkoff that takes credit for your idea.

That fapricator took my idea.

fapricator by jman5471 September 21, 2016

slimy transcript fabricators 

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

slimy transcript fabricators by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

fabricator time 

Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.

He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.

fabricator time by valvecovergasket January 23, 2010

Fapinator 

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction

Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.

Fapinator by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010

Fapricate 

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

Fapricate by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

fapricorn 

A fictitious astrological sign used to describe any of the following personality types:

An internet user that is primarily interested in seeking out pornography.

Someone who masturbates excessively.

Of all my instagram followers, harryballs69 is the biggest fapricorn.

fapricorn by Noah Is Cool December 2, 2014

Portable Sandwich Fabricator 

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator by defusious January 24, 2009