Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

fabricated truth

hmmm??? WTF! A made up story that never happened! sheep dip!

That sounds like a story you just made up as being for real. Sounds to me like some more of your fabricated truth crap!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

slimy transcript fabricators

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

fabricate

To make something up. To create. To lie. To produce.

He had to fabricate that story to stay out of jail. I am going to fabricate environmental friendly insulation for my house. All Professor Rathbone does when he is not prepared is fabricate. She knows how to fabricate like nobody else.

by needtoknowbasis November 15, 2013

famlicated

When the whole family and/or household is self-medicated

The cops won't go to that house, they are aware the household is,"famlicated."

by emilejfagerstromiv December 30, 2018

fabricator time

Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.

He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.

by valvecovergasket January 23, 2010

Fagrication

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.

"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"

by mandalupa April 7, 2010