fapadox 

when you be sad cuz you fapped, so you fap again to be happy

those fapadoxes are making me thirsty

fapadox by i_saw_sasquatch March 24, 2021

fapadoo 

Masturbating or having sex while high and spun to the rafters!

Wow! She did a 10 and 2 on the pipe, followed by a hot rail, and it was fapadoo city!

fapadoo by Smoked Out! November 20, 2020

Fapadextrious 

The ability to masturbate using alternating hands (not both hands at once think of writing with both hands but your penis)

Bro I just discovered I'm fapadextrious

Fapadextrious by Nothunterself December 18, 2013

faradox 

ZzZz

blow me

faradox by titan February 23, 2003

faradox 

AKA uG.Titan

an unintelligent human whom is so stupid that he cannot even make easy macaroni without fucking it up.

don't be a pathetic faradox and fuck up easy mac!

faradox by wesdogOBR February 21, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019