fapita 

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

fapita by jlyons July 7, 2008

heatah fajita 

Term coined by the BasedLord himself aka YungDankJesus aka CTC referring to squads of Pokémon teams which are straight up flames. These squads do not have Azumarill switch-ins, and pokes on these teams weak to Scizor should have HP Fire.

Fabio, the RestTalk PhysDef Mega Ampharos, is the iconic face of Heatah Fajita.

heatah fajita by Death Bolt Legend June 8, 2016

faptaguise 

A molester; also the evil guy from the Youtube video "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction", who likes to touch people.

Lord Faptaguise: Okay. Tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! Oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn't.... oh! Actually let me do it!
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*

From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point

faptaguise by iloveonedirectionandthejanoski November 11, 2012

Fapstack 

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

Fapstack by Lolfast January 27, 2011

Faptain

Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.

Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*

Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

fadita 

An acronym coined to express the fact that a certain male individual rectally penetrated another male at one point in time. Essentially, short for "Fucked A Dude In The Ass." It can be further personalized as shown in the example below.

Overheard at a party by several bros prior to a round of jagerbomb shots...."PFADITA!!!" (a.k.a. Pete Fucked A Dude In The Ass)

fadita by chadbrochill69 April 1, 2008