Definitions by jlyons

nuber 

a cross between a nerd and a goober. Totally book smart but socially so inadequate that he/she cannot funtion in a group of more than one person.

Susan is married to the biggest nuber. He can quickly clear a room similar to a skunk at a picnic.

nuber by jlyons February 22, 2009

FUD 

Fucked Up Deal

We tried to go to the party, but never got there because we couldn't find Robby and the girls never showed. It was a FUD.

FUD by jlyons December 18, 2008

FFT 

Fucking fone tag-the game you play on cell phones when two people repeatedly call and miss each other leaving voice mails to call back.

Birgit and I have called each other 7 times each. Man, we are playing FFT.

FFT by jlyons July 7, 2008

gigvy

Gigabyte envy-when someone you are with or see has an electronic device that has more memory than yours.

Courtney was on the plane and the dude next to her had a 160 gig iPod. Hers was only 80 gig. Courtney now has gigvy.

gigvy by jlyons July 7, 2008

fapita 

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

fapita by jlyons July 7, 2008