5 definitions by jlyons

FFT

Fucking fone tag-the game you play on cell phones when two people repeatedly call and miss each other leaving voice mails to call back.

Birgit and I have called each other 7 times each. Man, we are playing FFT.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

a cross between a nerd and a goober. Totally book smart but socially so inadequate that he/she cannot funtion in a group of more than one person.

Susan is married to the biggest nuber. He can quickly clear a room similar to a skunk at a picnic.

by jlyons October 19, 2008

Gigabyte envy-when someone you are with or see has an electronic device that has more memory than yours.

Courtney was on the plane and the dude next to her had a 160 gig iPod. Hers was only 80 gig. Courtney now has gigvy.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

We tried to go to the party, but never got there because we couldn't find Robby and the girls never showed. It was a FUD.

by jlyons December 9, 2008

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

by jlyons July 7, 2008