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Female Authorisation phase.

The act of requiring female/partner authorisation for a purchase or event
Pronounced "Faff"

John: Hey Jim, did you buy that new xbox 360?
Jim : Na man, couldnt get it through Faph.
Faph by elvino January 16, 2011
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"FAPH" is an acronym that stands for "Fellow of the Academy of Public Health". This is the postnominal letters awarded to the highest membership rank of the Academy of Public Health (APH), the membership arm of the West African Institute of Public Health (WAIPH).
Professor Hassan Dieng was awarded the rank of Fellow of the Academy of Public Health (FAPH) in recognition of his contribution to the development of public health in Senegal. This grants him permission to use the postnominal letters after his name, for example; Professor Hassan Dieng, FAPH.
FAPH by azzina rasah December 25, 2022
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feeling kinda faph right now you know
faph by big pussio July 12, 2019

Faphanger 

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.
Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.
Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021
To express disappointment, grief, anger, happiness, or relaxation. Anything you want.
Hey you shut the Faphe up!

Ahh Faphe, my dog shit on the floor!
Faphe by Skywalker34 April 9, 2009

fapholster 

A holster in which a dirty sock is kept for the purpose of jerking off into.
Person 1: Look at my fapholster!
Person 2: That's disgusting!
fapholster by Arawitz September 28, 2013
When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.
"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"
Faphazard by DarkRyo March 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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