Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

haphazard sheep

a sheep that builds anarchy towers with a cottagecore vibe

haphazard sheep and tomatoes are going to take over the world

by tomatoesaregreat January 20, 2021

haphazard

Planing something out as you go, Thinking about the end result and not the plan ahead of time

Jack Sparrow is a haphazard person

by Thor_Azrail January 21, 2009

Faghazzard

A slur used to describe someone who possesses the means to act a fag, but you have no solid evidence of faggotry. An untrustworthy individual.

"You see that guy running (Insert generally accepted OP class here)? Total faghazzard, not sure if trust. Kick him to be sure."

"I heard Anderson is trying to take the McGregor account from me, that sneaky faghazzard."

by Xianide March 20, 2013

haphazard

To do something without order or planning, or to seem random. Easily remembered because it sounds and is basically the same as half-assed.

His room seemed haphazard with the clothes scattered everywhere.

by some hobo with a computer November 25, 2009

haphazard

meaning random chance or a varietyhap·haz·ard (hap′haz′ərd)

-noun-

mere chance; accident; fortuity

-adjective-

not planned; random

-adverb-

by chance; casually
----
aimless, accidental, casual, offhand, careless, slipshod, incidental, unexpected, unthinking, unconscious, uncoordinated, slovenly, reckless, unconcerned, unpremeditated, loose, indiscriminate, unsystematic, unrestricted, unselected, irregular, motley, multifarious, blind, purposeless, unplanned, chaotic,

Antonyms; careful, studied, planned.

He always had a haphazard style one had never seen him make a plan.

This was it. She was finally going to exact her long-overdue revenge, a la Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. The threat was proved to be imaginary, however, when Taylor turned to a haphazard pile of vegetables.

The location of the examples in the sections is a bit haphazard as the section started to grow beyond my previous navigation options.

by BleusMusicSoulChild August 5, 2008

Caphazard

Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.

Saying the COVID vaccine shrinks your balls was a caphazard statement for the world .

by Pears On Special May 6, 2022