fagmaphobia

The intense fear of gay ghosts

"Did you hear? Phill has fagmaphobia!"

by johnjiggletits February 21, 2025

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

fakeaphobia

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

fagophobia

A fear of large bundles of or a collected gathering of sticks.

John can't go to the lumbermill, he has fagophobia.

by Pls_Buff_Wraith September 8, 2018

fapfaphobia

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.

*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!

by lefappie August 7, 2012

Femaphobia

The fear of feminists and their actions.

I seem to be suffering a case of femaphobia.

by Bic Mitchum March 29, 2015