*fap fap fap fap*
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound!
Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I
WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...
Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!