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Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.
I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia
Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

fakeaphobia 

The act of someone being scared of fake people
"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'
fakeaphobia by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.
My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.
Fanaphobia by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

fagophobia 

A fear of large bundles of or a collected gathering of sticks.
John can't go to the lumbermill, he has fagophobia.
fagophobia by Pls_Buff_Wraith September 8, 2018

fapfaphobia 

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.
*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012

fataphobia 

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.
Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!
fataphobia by Danielle April 6, 2005